March 2012
38 posts
February 2012
92 posts
Texts From Last Night
- (203): You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Texts From Last Night
- (540): Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Texts From Last Night
- (847): Disregard the shoes in the freezer.